My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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