I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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