just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I will pee on everything he values.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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