Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Drunk is a universal language darling
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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