i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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