sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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