There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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