I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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