: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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