I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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