that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
time to smoke my breakfast
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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