there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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