So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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