those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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