It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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