You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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