I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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