It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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