Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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