i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i think my cat just said my name.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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