I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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