is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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