So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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