Yo dont text me then not text me
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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