I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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