I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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