so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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