I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Randomize
