his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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