"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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