Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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