i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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