Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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