New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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