I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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