would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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