I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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