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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.

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(616): View more from Michigan

On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..

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(541): View more from Oregon

he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.

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(775): View more from Nevada

he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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(585): View more from New York

That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits

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