I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
two words...techno handjob
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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