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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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