How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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