On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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