He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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