You're completely useless in the revolution.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?