the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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