HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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