I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man