so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.