next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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