You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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