oh fat girl friday strikes again...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The power of my boobs compel you
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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