I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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