Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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