I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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